Homes of American Stars
John Travolta
Uuh Rooms to park 2 planes…
Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony
They’re way off on the house-to-pool size ratio.
Eddie Murphy
This looks nicer than the all-inclusive resort you stay at in the Caribbean.
Billy Joel
Not too extravagant, looks like a house Diddy would own in Miami.
Mariah Carey and Nick Canon
It looks like Nick married Mariah and told her he wanted to live like the Fresh Prince of Bel Air.
Can’t you picture Jazz being thrown out the front door?
Britney Spears
Not surprising to see paparazzi staked out.
Halle Berry
Appears to be a good hideout from the paprazzi, but obviously not since this picture was taken.
Spelling Manor
Manor is a rich white way to say “compound.”
It also implies that horses and other rideable exotic animals are on premise.
If I were their neighbor, I would take pride in stealing their wireless internet connection
Howard Stern
This mansion looks like your standard suburbs huge house, except with a pool in the front yard.
Julia Roberts
This house definitely has a kickass movie theater, I can feel it.
Michael Jordan
I’m guessing there’s also an indoor basketball court in this Tetris-piece-shaped house.
Oprah Winfrey
This palace must offer skeet shooting, right?
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes
Looks like it’s dark and secure to keep in all of the nonsensical Scientology vibes and administer brainwashing.
Will Smith and Jada Pinkett
Do you think Will has even dropped a load in every toilet in the house?
Is that the kind of thing rich people challenge themselves with? Or would that just be me?
